Faust Gieger

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So you want to know a bit about the man the myth the legend? I've done a lot, baby. I used to be a doctor, and then I got blasted with enough becquerel to heat a planetoid of chicken wings. Since I needed to fund my extravagant lifestyle, and my old research lab was a green radioactivey hole in the ground, I became a world (okay, maybe just San-Fransico) renowned Hitman. Despite all the bad juju going on inside me, I have a pretty ying yang relationship and I can heal faster then anyone can shoot.

After a few years of aimlessly shooting mobsters, I got invited to join up with World Mission, boy was that a bad idea. We had orientation, I shot a guy, everyone got mad (DESPITE THE FACT THAT EVERYONE WAS SPECIFICALLY WARNED ABOUT BEING SHOT). After refusing to conform I was let go, and I went back to doing what I do best, killing people, and eating breakfast buffets at various small town diners across America. A few months later, and I stumbled back on my old team, who had since came to their sense and got the fuck out of world mission too. We had some laughs together, one of us went a little insano bizaro and tried to kill everyone, I went to a spirit realm, I charge lanced someone. I rode vespas, I wore hair gel. Oh yeah we killed some guy as well, dropped him right on his spine, I think he was bad, or wanted to kill earth or something I don't know. Anyway, the whole point of that guy is that now powers are gone, and I'm just back to killing people in STYLE :D. Oh yeah, a bunch more people died too when we went to the future and fought an ape ( that guy is a wet rag btw, avoid him). Anyway as much as I'd luv to write more about stuff in here I have to go to court (ugh boring I know). I might write some more when I get home.